- bf: are you scared?
- me: in this economy who wouldn't be
Reblog if you can convert your body into pure dark matter in the blink of an eye
And so you have it! Now everyone can stop saying that Courage the Cowardly Dog was cancelled because of the episode, “The Mask.”
u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise
its so sad that every boy who dresses remotely nice is labeled as gay like thts not even offensive to gay people it just means straight boys dress like shit
"you don’t scare me, I watch attack on titan!"
tfw you want to talk to friends you havent talked to in like three months but theyre never online
nicknaming your favorite character “piss baby”
this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go
it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny