how does it get on the ball
photos by alberto ghizzi panizza of two snails on italy’s po river mesmerized by a raindrop, the seeming vortex it created, and its almost instant disappearance.
Your name is JAKE from STATE FARM and you like to WEAR KHAKIS. You have a reputation of talking to MARRIED MEN at 3 IN THE MORNING and MAKING THEIR WIVES MAD. You don’t mean to, of course, it’s just a coincidental thing that happens. You swear! Your hobbies include being LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR and BROWSING YOUR COMPUTER for people in need of GREAT INSURANCE, as well as giving GREAT DEALS.
FUCKING STAHP PLZ
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
everyone. please draw colress for my birthday. thank u
i wish i was seven tho
i don’t want to deal with important decisions that will affect the rest of my life
all i want to do is think about crayons and if someone is my best friend or not
i can’t believe my birthday is on wednesday. i don’t even feel like i’m almost 17, but rather, i feel as though i am about seven years old